I was on Digg.com last night and came upon some hilarious comments involving Confucius jokes. Seriously, Digg is endless entertainment. Even the comments from Digg members are hilarious.

Here, I present you the Best of ‘Confucius Says’ Jokes!

Confucius Says:

“Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”

“Baseball is wrong.  Man with four balls cannot walk.”

“Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.”

“A man with his hands in pockets feel cocky.”

“He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs.”

“If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.”

“Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.”

LOL

Peter Kao